Definitely Not an Alien Trucker Cap

Regular Price: USD $16.00

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Trucker Cap
Retired item, last units remaning.

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Just so you know, I'm definitely not a space alien. Nope, no space alien here. Just your average, everyday humanoid.

What's screeching sound coming from my cranial region, you ask? Well, it's definitely not radio transmissions from the mother ship telling me that Operation Overlord is a go. So just go ahead and cross that off your list.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a human athletics contest to observe.

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Definitely Not an Alien Trucker Cap

Trucker Cap

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My daughter thinks she’s an alien. And tells people that. I bought this for her to wear on “hats on for mental health day” it’s perfect! And great quality too.

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