Dolphins in Space

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Ah ha! Nice try, dolphins. We've known all along that you were aliens. And that's not just because we read "Hitchhiker's Guide" or saw that expose in Weekly World News. Nope, we could tell just from intuition.

All that BS about you being "sacred healers" was just a red herring (so to speak) to distract us from the obvious fact that you're really the descendants of aliens that came to Earth 100,000 years ago. Nice trick you pulled building those pyramids, by the way. Still haven't figured out how you managed to do it with flippers, but don't worry... we will. We will.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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