Dolphins in Space

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Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Ah ha! Nice try, dolphins. We've known all along that you were aliens. And that's not just because we read "Hitchhiker's Guide" or saw that expose in Weekly World News. Nope, we could tell just from intuition.

All that BS about you being "sacred healers" was just a red herring (so to speak) to distract us from the obvious fact that you're really the descendants of aliens that came to Earth 100,000 years ago. Nice trick you pulled building those pyramids, by the way. Still haven't figured out how you managed to do it with flippers, but don't worry... we will. We will.

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.