Don't Take Me To Your Leader

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $11.00

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $24.00

Special Price: USD $11.00

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Scanning for signs of intelligent life... Greetings, humanoid. I come from the planet Thoth on an intelligence-gathering mission. Now, take me to your leader.

Oh. That's your leader? You know what, I think I'm good. No, no, don't go to any trouble on my account! Today's actually super busy. We've got some cows we need to abduct from a remote farm somewhere. Plus, we've got a bunch of other planets we need to hit before Sunday. We couldn't possibly squeeze it in. Thanks anyway!

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton / Poly Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


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Don't Take Me To Your Leader

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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My sentiments exactly.
This is a high quality T-shirt with a perfect message for our time.

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