Don't Take Me To Your Leader

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Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Scanning for signs of intelligent life... Greetings, humanoid. I come from the planet Thoth on an intelligence-gathering mission. Now, take me to your leader.

Oh. That's your leader? You know what, I think I'm good. No, no, don't go to any trouble on my account! Today's actually super busy. We've got some cows we need to abduct from a remote farm somewhere. Plus, we've got a bunch of other planets we need to hit before Sunday. We couldn't possibly squeeze it in. Thanks anyway!

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.