Down to My Last Yacht

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Living the Simple Life I know it looks like I'm living the high life. Private jets. Pellegrino bubble baths. Broccoli from Whole Foods. But the truth is... I'm down to my last yacht.

I know, I know. One yacht? How can a person of my means possibly survive on one, singular yacht? It's not easy. And I didn't even mention if it had a helipad. (It does, but that's not the point.)

See, I've learned something. "Being rich" isn't about money or fancy toys. It's about simple pleasures. Like enjoying a sunset. From the deck of your only remaining yacht.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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