Eat People Not Plastic

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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A Shark Speaks Out...

You know what tastes disgusting? Plastic. You people keep dumping your plastic bags and bottles and straws and sporks and microwaves and god knows what other crap into the ocean. Did you know there's something called the Pacific trash vortex, which spans from the West Coast of North America to Japan? True story. I've been there. It's nasty.

Anyways, I end up eating a lot of plastic because of you. As such, I kindly ask that you stop dumping your plastic in my home, so that I can get back to doing what I love most: eating people.

OK, that's not really true. I don't generally eat, or even bite, people. Sure, occasionally I'll mistake a surfer for a seal. Or sometimes I just like to f--k with them. (Don't tell. It's kind of an inside joke.) But you have to admit, "Eat People Not Plastic" does make for a catchy slogan. At least among us sharks.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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