Extra Gluten
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Do you have any extra-gluten options? Sorry, I hate to be "that person," but do you have any extra-gluten options on the menu? No, not gluten-free -- extra gluten. You see, I have a disorder that makes me allergic to anything that doesn't have gluten in it. I know, it's very rare.
Really, no extra gluten options? Well, maybe I can make substitutions. I see the burger comes with a side salad. Could we swap out the salad for a pizza? Correct, an entire pizza. Sure, deep dish would be great. You can never be too careful.
And we'll start with an order of the garlic toast. Would you mind bringing that with a side of pretzel knots? Oh, and some bread for the table when you get a chance. Thaaaaanks.
Really, no extra gluten options? Well, maybe I can make substitutions. I see the burger comes with a side salad. Could we swap out the salad for a pizza? Correct, an entire pizza. Sure, deep dish would be great. You can never be too careful.
And we'll start with an order of the garlic toast. Would you mind bringing that with a side of pretzel knots? Oh, and some bread for the table when you get a chance. Thaaaaanks.
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The Details
Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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Extra Gluten
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Vinz Clortho
Mmm, I approve.
Very happy with this T, as it's soft and fairly form-fitting without being constraining at all. Awesome design for the non-descriminating eater of food. A pleasure to have in my collection.
12/19/17
dbrown7451
Nice Shirt
I wear it lots just to piss off the Diet Police. Also fite great.
8/14/17
E.
Very Funny, Excellent Quality
Top quality, as usual from Headline, and at a nice sale price. Light, soft, comfortable fabric, No pucker at all on the print after going through the dryer. Plenty of pucker from the food neurotics, though. Delightful!
7/5/17