Extra Gluten

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Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Do you have any extra-gluten options? Sorry, I hate to be "that person," but do you have any extra-gluten options on the menu? No, not gluten-free -- extra gluten. You see, I have a disorder that makes me allergic to anything that doesn't have gluten in it. I know, it's very rare.

Really, no extra gluten options? Well, maybe I can make substitutions. I see the burger comes with a side salad. Could we swap out the salad for a pizza? Correct, an entire pizza. Sure, deep dish would be great. You can never be too careful.

And we'll start with an order of the garlic toast. Would you mind bringing that with a side of pretzel knots? Oh, and some bread for the table when you get a chance. Thaaaaanks.

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The Details

Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 50/50 Cotton/Poly Blend, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton / Poly Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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Extra Gluten

Men's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Vinz Clortho
Rating:
Mmm, I approve.
Very happy with this T, as it's soft and fairly form-fitting without being constraining at all. Awesome design for the non-descriminating eater of food. A pleasure to have in my collection.
12/19/17
dbrown7451
Rating:
Nice Shirt
I wear it lots just to piss off the Diet Police. Also fite great.
8/13/17
E.
Rating:
Very Funny, Excellent Quality
Top quality, as usual from Headline, and at a nice sale price. Light, soft, comfortable fabric, No pucker at all on the print after going through the dryer. Plenty of pucker from the food neurotics, though. Delightful!
7/5/17

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