Extra Gluten

USD $24.00
Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
USD $24.00

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Do you have any extra-gluten options? Sorry, I hate to be "that person," but do you have any extra-gluten options on the menu? No, not gluten-free -- extra gluten. You see, I have a disorder that makes me allergic to anything that doesn't have gluten in it. I know, it's very rare.

Really, no extra gluten options? Well, maybe I can make substitutions. I see the burger comes with a side salad. Could we swap out the salad for a pizza? Correct, an entire pizza. Sure, deep dish would be great. You can never be too careful.

And we'll start with an order of the garlic toast. Would you mind bringing that with a side of pretzel knots? Oh, and some bread for the table when you get a chance. Thaaaaanks.

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Extra Gluten

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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The gift of laughter
I know someone who insists that gluten is the root of all evils—cancer, juvenile diabetes, multiple sclerosis, infertility etc—and has written a book on the subject. When I asked a seriously ill friend who had endured one of her lectures what I could do to help, she said “make me laugh.” This shirt was the perfect gift.
soft/cute/fits well
I love this shirt! Some of it comes from the irony of being gluten free and wearing this shirt, but the other part comes from how comfortable this shirt is. The material is very soft and fits well

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