Extra Long Wiener

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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One Wiener to Rule Them All I tell you, these wiener dogs are getting ridiculous. Take this guy, for instance. Does he even have hind legs? We assume he must, because otherwise his belly would be on the ground. But we can't really confirm that. All we can do is conclude that he has hind legs based on our best guess. Sort of like how we know dark matter must exist, but no one has ever actually seen it. One thing's for sure: That's what you call an extra-long wiener. (Pardon the off-color pun.)

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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