Extra Long Wiener

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $18.00

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Special Price: USD $18.00

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One Wiener to Rule Them All I tell you, these wiener dogs are getting ridiculous. Take this guy, for instance. Does he even have hind legs? We assume he must, because otherwise his belly would be on the ground. But we can't really confirm that. All we can do is conclude that he has hind legs based on our best guess. Sort of like how we know dark matter must exist, but no one has ever actually seen it. One thing's for sure: That's what you call an extra-long wiener. (Pardon the off-color pun.)

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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Extra Long Wiener

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Matty P
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Extra Long Wiener
I get the best comments about this shirt, each and every time I wear it. I love this shirt...
8/27/19

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