Feed the Animals

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Beware of Nocturnal Predators


A Reminder: Please do NOT feed the animals. We know it can be tempting. But no matter how much they beg, you must not feed them. Not even when they dress up in costumes and come to your door trick or treating. We mean it. Not even a pack of Whoppers or a fun-sized Hundred Grand. Nothing.

OK fine, one Kit-Kat each. But that's it! Oh chripse, now they'll never leave.

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content Poly/Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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