Follow Your Dreams (Then Hide the Evidence)

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Why Did We Design This? If we have one piece of advice for all the kids out there, it would be to follow your dreams, no matter how big! Then hide the evidence.

Maybe your dream is to be an astronaut. Or to work for the CIA. Or to sell stolen antiquities on the dark Web. Whatever it is, you can do it! All you need is hard work, an airtight cover story, and an invisible paper trail.

There will be naysayers. Some will tell you that being an astronaut is "unrealistic." Or that selling the looted burial mask of King Amenhotep III is "highly illegal." Or that your top-secret plan to foment unrest in a foreign nation "explicitly violates the UN Charter." Don't listen to them! In fact, why the hell are you telling them your dreams in the first place? Haven't you listened to a word we've said?

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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