General Catton
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Who is General Patton's feline counterpart? An Excerpt of General Catton's Famous Address to the Third Army
Men, all this stuff you hear about felines not wanting to fight. It's a lot of [expletive deleted]. Cats love to fight. Whether it's tussling with the schnauzer next door or taking a good chunk out of our owner's shin as they step out of bed, all cats love the sting and clash battle.
We're not just going to scratch the bastards. We're going to [very long string of expletives deleted] and use their guts to grease the treads of our claws.
Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this war over with. But you can't win a war lying down. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. Namely, Gulliver, the McRosen's puggle who ate that squeaky mouse I loved so much.
All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful pussies in battle any time, anywhere.
Men, all this stuff you hear about felines not wanting to fight. It's a lot of [expletive deleted]. Cats love to fight. Whether it's tussling with the schnauzer next door or taking a good chunk out of our owner's shin as they step out of bed, all cats love the sting and clash battle.
We're not just going to scratch the bastards. We're going to [very long string of expletives deleted] and use their guts to grease the treads of our claws.
Sure, we all want to go home. We want to get this war over with. But you can't win a war lying down. The quickest way to get it over with is to get the bastards who started it. Namely, Gulliver, the McRosen's puggle who ate that squeaky mouse I loved so much.
All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful pussies in battle any time, anywhere.
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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
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Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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