George Slothington

Regular Price: USD $28.00

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $15.00

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Regular Price: USD $28.00

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We cannot tell a lie... With all the folklore about George Washington, it can be hard to separate fact from myth. Contrary to popular belief, Washington did not have wooden dentures. He did not toss a silver dollar across the Potomac River (that's impossible!). And he almost certainly did not chop down that famous cherry tree.

But perhaps the most implausible story is that George Washington was actually a three-toed sloth who lived in a tree and led the American Revolution in between taking naps and eating leaves all day. We're not sure where this myth started, but it is -- without a doubt -- 100% FALSE. I mean, how could anyone believe this to be true?

Still, it's fun to think about.

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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