George Slothington

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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We cannot tell a lie... With all the folklore about George Washington, it can be hard to separate fact from myth. Contrary to popular belief, Washington did not have wooden dentures. He did not toss a silver dollar across the Potomac River (that's impossible!). And he almost certainly did not chop down that famous cherry tree.

But perhaps the most implausible story is that George Washington was actually a three-toed sloth who lived in a tree and led the American Revolution in between taking naps and eating leaves all day. We're not sure where this myth started, but it is -- without a doubt -- 100% FALSE. I mean, how could anyone believe this to be true?

Still, it's fun to think about.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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