Get Your Ass to Mars

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $9.00

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $9.00

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Are we there yet? Mars. The Red Planet. The Big Dusty. Ol' Reddie von Dusty Pants. Whatever you call it, it's time we got our asses there. And we don't mean sending a glorified erector set to take some dirt samples and call it a day. No, we want to go.

Well, turns out it's actually pretty tough. (Pfft. We saw "The Martian." Didn't seem so bad.) But don't fret. Even if you can't make it in person, you can still get this killer t-shirt of The Big Dusty emerging from the darkness of space. Seducing us. Titillating us. Borderline-harassing us. And you don't even have to absorb lethal amounts of cosmic radiation to get it!

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Product Type Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag


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