Get Your Ass to Mars

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Are we there yet? Mars. The Red Planet. The Big Dusty. Ol' Reddie von Dusty Pants. Whatever you call it, it's time we got our asses there. And we don't mean sending a glorified erector set to take some dirt samples and call it a day. No, we want to go.

Well, turns out it's actually pretty tough. (Pfft. We saw "The Martian." Didn't seem so bad.) But don't fret. Even if you can't make it in person, you can still get this killer t-shirt of The Big Dusty emerging from the darkness of space. Seducing us. Titillating us. Borderline-harassing us. And you don't even have to absorb lethal amounts of cosmic radiation to get it!

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.