Get Your Ass to Mars

USD $28.00
Women's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Are we there yet? Mars. The Red Planet. The Big Dusty. Ol' Reddie von Dusty Pants. Whatever you call it, it's time we got our asses there. And we don't mean sending a glorified erector set to take some dirt samples and call it a day. No, we want to go.

Well, turns out it's actually pretty tough. (Pfft. We saw "The Martian." Didn't seem so bad.) But don't fret. Even if you can't make it in person, you can still get this killer t-shirt of The Big Dusty emerging from the darkness of space. Seducing us. Titillating us. Borderline-harassing us. And you don't even have to absorb lethal amounts of cosmic radiation to get it!

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Product Type Women's T-Shirt

Neckline Scoop Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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