Get Your Ass to Mars
USD $28.00
Women's 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Are we there yet? Mars. The Red Planet. The Big Dusty. Ol' Reddie von Dusty Pants. Whatever you call it, it's time we got our asses there. And we don't mean sending a glorified erector set to take some dirt samples and call it a day. No, we want to go.
Well, turns out it's actually pretty tough. (Pfft. We saw "The Martian." Didn't seem so bad.) But don't fret. Even if you can't make it in person, you can still get this killer t-shirt of The Big Dusty emerging from the darkness of space. Seducing us. Titillating us. Borderline-harassing us. And you don't even have to absorb lethal amounts of cosmic radiation to get it!
Well, turns out it's actually pretty tough. (Pfft. We saw "The Martian." Didn't seem so bad.) But don't fret. Even if you can't make it in person, you can still get this killer t-shirt of The Big Dusty emerging from the darkness of space. Seducing us. Titillating us. Borderline-harassing us. And you don't even have to absorb lethal amounts of cosmic radiation to get it!
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Product Type Women's T-Shirt
Neckline Scoop Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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