Ghetto Bird

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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All units be advised that the letter B has been reported stolen. Suspect is described as yellow avian male, approximately 8-foot-2, wearing muppet-like plume. Last spotted on roller skates near the corner of Sesame and MLK.

Suspect is described as "googly eyed" and is known to recite the alphabet as one long word, so he is probably under the influence of crack cocaine.

Suspect was last seen talking to an enormous "wooly mammoth-like" monster, according to witnesses. Mammoth may also be under the influence of a narcotic substance.

Suspect is known to associate with children, and it is feared that he may resort to using children as human shields.

Units be advised that the suspect has the support of the community. Numerous "Free the Ghetto Bird" t-shirts have already been spotted.

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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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