Gonna Need a Bigger Boat Unisex L/XL Socks

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Unisex L/XL Socks

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Um... I think you're gonna need a bigger boat. Why? Well, maybe come take a look over the bow here. See that megalodon-looking thing? That's the fish that we're chasing. Wait, what are you doing? No, don't shoot it -- that'll just make it angry! No-- oh, boy.

Yup, told ya. You just pissed it off. Oh crap, it's coming back.

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.