Goose
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Goose

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What makes you a "Goose"?

Talk to me, Goose... Talk to me, Goose!!

Ah, there you are. Yup, you're clearly a "Goose." You're a fiercely loyal wingman (or wingwoman) -- whether it be in a jet or at the bar. But make no mistake, you're nobody's sidekick. You're too much of a free spirit for that.

Granted, you may not be "top dog." But that's never been your ambition. You're not on some obsessive mission to be "the best" (unlike that psychotic best friend of yours). You're just out to have a good time. People can take it or leave it -- you're not going to change.

Plus, all the ladies secretly like you the best.

I just wish you didn't have to die, man!

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft Poly/Cotton Fabric

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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