Gophers & Golfers Men's Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock
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Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course? They can drive a greenskeeper crazy. So crazy that he decides to put plastic explosives down the gopher holes and ends up blowing the entire golf course to hell. That's what gophers can do to a golf course.

They also dance to Kenny Loggins songs, but that's a different story.

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