Why did we make a great white buffalo t-shirt?
This commentator once encountered a great white buffalo. She was a Russian exchange student named Pavlina. She took a shine to this commentator, not seeming to care what a nerd he was. This commentator gathered what little courage he had and was set to ask her to the prom, only to have varsity linebacker Kyle McAllister sweep her up before he could.
When last this commentator checked on Facebook, Pavlina was grazing in Midtown Manhattan with her investment-banker husband and three spoiled calves. Kyle McAllister was a bouncer.
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