Hairstyles of the DPRK

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Supreme Cuts Recently the warmongering dogs of the Western media began a vicious rumor that all men of North Korea are required to have the same hairstyle as the Dear Leader Kim Jong Un. A cesspool of lies!

Although it is true that many comrades willingly choose the Dear Leader's vigorous and perfectly sculpted fade (who wouldn't?), the truth is that men of the DPRK are free to wear their hair however they please.

Just look at this informative chart of state-approved hairstyles. A comrade can choose anything from "Boho Wave" to "Business Casual" -- or anything in between!

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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