Hamster Head Scan
USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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Is rat food covered by your insurance? OK, Mr. Simms, we have your X-rays back from the lab and I'm pleased to say I have good news. The accident you suffered while juggling on your unicycle drunk, while incredibly stupid, did no severe damage to your brain. You did suffer a grade-one concussion -- which is probably nothing new for you -- but I see no sign of lesions or traumatic brain injury. And most importantly, your cranial hamster was unhurt.
See, there he is, still chugging away on his hamster wheel. Had he been injured, or even dazed, we might have had to perform an emergency rodentdectomy. That's a very high-risk procedure and requires a trip to Petco, which isn't covered by your insurance.
I just hope you appreciate the seriousness of what could have happened. You're only as good as your hamster, Mr. Simms. You're a very lucky man. A very stupid, lucky man.
See, there he is, still chugging away on his hamster wheel. Had he been injured, or even dazed, we might have had to perform an emergency rodentdectomy. That's a very high-risk procedure and requires a trip to Petco, which isn't covered by your insurance.
I just hope you appreciate the seriousness of what could have happened. You're only as good as your hamster, Mr. Simms. You're a very lucky man. A very stupid, lucky man.
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Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.
Neckline Crew Neck
Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.
Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | |
| Chest | 34-36" | 37-41" | 42-44" | 45-47" | 48-51" | 53-56" |
| Length | 28.5" | 29.5" | 30.5" | 31.5" | 32.5" | 33.5" |
*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat
Designed by Us, From Scratch
Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology
Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric
Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag
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