Hedonist Onesie


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"If it feels good, do it!"

That's what I always say. Well technically I don't say it because I'm incapable of speech, but suffice to say it's my mantra.

Like, maybe I feel like waking up and screaming at 3:00 a.m. Why not! The hell do I care? It's not like I have to be at work in the morning. Or do anything, for that matter, except eat, sleep, poop, and scream for no apparent reason whatsoever.

I guess you'd say I'm a hedonist. Incidentally, it's a little weird that I know that term, given that I defecate myself constantly and am baffled by "peek-a-boo."

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Soft Hand Screen Prints

Tagless Printed Necktag

Soft 100% Cotton Fabric

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