Hedonist Sweatpants

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If it feels good, do it. Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a card-carrying member of the Hedonist Party! And speaking of party, why aren't we having one right now? If it feels good, do it -- that's my philosophy! Let's start with a few words on Hedonism.

Webster's defines hedonism as the doctrine that pleasure is the sole good in life. The name derives from the Greek word for "delight." The philosopher Democritus is generally credited with--

Oh my God -- snore! What is this, school? We should be eating filet mingon in shorts, or having sex while parasailing. This ain't exactly cuttin' it for me so I'm out. If anyone needs me, I'll be on a waterslide at a resort in Jamaica -- not giving a crap about anything outside of my utopian acropolis. Peace!

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These comfortable, yet stylish joggers are perfect for a good run or an effortless stay-at-home outfit.

60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece
Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²)
1x1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery
Elastic waistband with external drawcord
Contrast drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather, which has black)
Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside
Pilling-resistant
Tapered leg

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