About this product
Life is amazing and inspiring by itself. I get a natural high by going for a hike in the woods. Or seeing live music. Or having sex with someone I love. Or volunteering to help the needy. These are all deeply satisfying activities that nourish the soul. It just so happens that all of them are even better on drugs.
So you can keep your alcohol and marijuana -- I don't need it! Because I've already got plenty of my own. But thanks for the offer anyway. Let me know if you ever want to get high on life with me.