High on Life and Also Drugs

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Who wants to get high? I don't need chemicals to "get high." I'm HIGH ON LIFE! (And also drugs.)

Life is amazing and inspiring by itself. I get a natural high by going for a hike in the woods. Or seeing live music. Or having sex with someone I love. Or volunteering to help the needy. These are all deeply satisfying activities that nourish the soul. It just so happens that all of them are even better on drugs.

So you can keep your alcohol and marijuana -- I don't need it! Because I've already got plenty of my own. But thanks for the offer anyway. Let me know if you ever want to get high on life with me.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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High on Life and Also Drugs

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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Had to.
I am chronically ill and have to take a TON of medication, some of which makes me pretty loopy. This shirt cracked me up. My first time buying a mens style shirt instead of ladies and it still fit great. I do wish there was a ladies offering that wasn't the ringer tee, which is too short for my freakishly long torso. Otheriwse, extremely happy with my purchase!

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