Hillbilly Squirrel Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

Regular Price: USD $12.00

Special Price: USD $9.00

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What we got here is a good ole banjo-duelin', bluegrass-lovin', moonshine-sippin' Hillbilly Squirrel! When he's not strummin' his banjo, he enjoys headin' down to the crick to hunt for crawdads and usin' his tiny squirrel outhouse.

His daddy was a moonshiner. His daddy's daddy was a moonshiner. And his daddy's daddy's daddy was a moonshiner. But he makes his living playing in his jug band, The Wandrin' Marmots! That, and he's also a moonshiner.

About Our Products

  • Men's one size crew socks
  • Cotton/Poly/Spandex blend
  • Made for extreme softness and comfort
  • Designed specifically for bi-pedal primates
  • Turns regular feet into "Feets of Greatness"™
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Hillbilly Squirrel Socks

OS Men's Crew Sock

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  • Overall Rating
  • FranklyMyDear
  • Rating:
  • 5/4/17
  • Quality matters
  • My husband's first pair-- he loves the material and the design. Fun socks!
  • FranklyMyDear
  • Rating:
  • 3/9/17
  • How to enjoy a pair of socks
  • This is how to put fun in a quality pair of socks, and how to put quality in a fun pair of socks. My husband loves it!
  • bigheadedkitty
  • Rating:
  • 9/25/16
  • Hillbilly or just smart?
  • Loved these so much, got a pair for a friend. If squirrels can't get drunk off of moonshine, then I don't know who can. Thank you, Headline Shirts for telling it like it is.

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