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    USD $28.00


    No, we don't mean "Waxing Gibbous" and all that stuff. We're talking about the moon's...

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    USD $28.00


    Yeah, sorry, I can't make it. I'm booked that night. With what? Same as always: just...

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    So you've found yourself in the middle of a horror film. Have no fear! We've compiled a...

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  • Eat Nap Poop Eye Chart Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    How about your "baby vision?" That's right. Our "Eat Nap Poop Eye Chart" onesie is the only...

  • I Woke Up Like This Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    This owl's ready for his morning selfie. Except he's not faking it. He really did wake up like...

  • Magic 8 Ball Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    Whoa, how does it do that? It's right every time!

  • Hedonist Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    That's what I always say. Well technically I don't say it because I'm incapable of speech, but...

  • Runny Nose Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    Two days ago, a friend of mom's
    Asked if she could hold me in her arms
    So she...

  • Hard Out There for a Chimp Onesie

    Regular Price: USD $28.00

    Special Price: USD $12.00

    You know what they say. "It's hard out there for a chimp." Especially when all you want is to see...

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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