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I'm Moving to Mars

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We're moving to Mars! Yeah, yeah, we've heard. It's still an "up and coming" neighborhood. And it...
Evolution of the Dinosaur

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Behold! The pinnacle of evolution! Three and a half billion years in the making! Sixty million...
Jesus Is My Coach

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Jesus is my coach. And, don't get me wrong, I love the guy. But sometimes he can get a little...

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I Never Said That

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Galileo

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Heard Enough From Old White Men

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All Too Easy

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Round Earth Society

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Sloth Yoga

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Serenity Now

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Werewolf Sax Solo

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This Sh-t Writes Itself

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Marxism

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Murder of Crows

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Rock Me Amadeus

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Apollo 19

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Billy Goat Viking

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The Big Four

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Muppantones

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MacArthur Returns

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I Got Five on It

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Jesus Is My Coach

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I'm Moving to Mars

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Serenity Now

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Evolution of the Dinosaur

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Werewolf Sax Solo

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I Never Said That

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This Sh-t Writes Itself

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Marxism

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Da Vinci Rock Man

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Murder of Crows

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Rock Me Amadeus

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Apollo 19

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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