Houdini Keg Stand

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
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WHICH WILL IT BE?! This week only! The Great Houdini! The Handcuff King! Master of Magic! Lord Magic Pants! Ol' Escapey Boy! The Guy Who Intentionally Puts Himself in Weird Situations and Then Escapes from Them! Sultan of a Thousand Nicknames! Will risk life and limb in his most death-defying and inebriating stunt to date! Do not miss the Upside-Down Keg Stand in a Straight Jacket!

The Great One will be secured in a straight jacket, inverted via crane, and have a tap line taped to his mouth. The Chief Constable of Halifax himself will administer the keg stand to ensure the jacket is secure and the keg is not full of O'Doul's or something. "Ol' Sneaky Fingers" will thus attempt to free himself whilst the 15.5-gallon tank rushes a steady stream of oxygen-depriving, alcoholic refreshment up his gullet to deafening chants of "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

There is but one rule! Escape the straight jacket or finish the contents of the keg! Two shows nightly at 7 and 9 (pending clearance from a licensed physician).

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The Details

Product Type Unisex T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Mexico, Screenprinted in California

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed By Us, From Scratch

Hand Screenprinted In California

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With A Neck Print, Not A Tag

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