Hunter S. Giraffe
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Hunter S. Giraffe

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What's your "spirit animal"?

If Hunter S. Thompson were to come back to life as an animal, we think he would be a giraffe. We're really can't explain why -- it just seems to fit. Something about a giraffe's face and weird appearance just says "Gonzo" to us. And they both have kinda jittery personalities. Plus, they obviously both like to get high -- ha! (OK, dumb joke.)

So here we have "Hunter S. Giraffe." This guy looks ready for a psychedelic roadtrip across the savanna! Maybe he'll hop in his convertible with his sidekick/lawyer baboon, all the while fighting off visions of bats as the ether and mesculine take effect. But are the bats real or imagined? This is the wilderness, after all.

I guess there's no point in mentioning the hyenas. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

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  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tee
  • Designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric

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