I Don't Deserve To Be Treated Like This

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Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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How Dare You?! I'm a person and I don't deserve to be treated like this. Just an example: The other day I was trying to pay my doctor bill and they kept me on hold for a full 7 minutes! What is this, Rikers Island? I have rights, dammit! Then -- as if that weren't enough -- it turned out that I had dialed the wrong number and was actually on hold with a bakery in Montana. I was so mad, I almost hung up without yelling at the receptionist. What did I do to deserve this treatment??

I wish that was my only human rights violation of the week. Unfortunately, not even close. Like, my employer expects me to be in the office by -- get this -- 10 a.m. every day. That's 10 in the morning. I'm sorry, did I wake up in Guantanamo Bay? Last I checked, we have a little thing called CIVIL RIGHTS in this country!

But no, it gets worse. Yesterday was supposed to be fajita day at work and at the last minute, they switched it to gyros. I am a HUMAN BEING! If you cut me, do I not BLEED??

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.