I Got Five on It

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $20.00

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Regular Price: USD $28.00

Special Price: USD $20.00

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Regular Price: USD $28.00

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Four twenty and seven years ago... How goes it, fellows? It's Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of these United States. I see you're messing with that Indo weed, eh? Well count Honest Abe in for half a sack. I got five on it.

Well, would you look at that? The face on that five-dollar bill seems oddly familiar. Can't quite place it... Oh right, that's me! Ain't that some shit? Do any of you have your faces on money? No? Oh, that's weird.

Oh, come now, I was just clowning! That one never gets old. But seriously, I got five on it, so pass that joint. Just don't tell Mary Todd.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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I Got Five on It

Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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This shirt made a great gift and was a fantastic bargain!
I'd put 5 on it
First Headline shirt I've ever gotten. Very impressed! Nice fit, soft material, thin but durable material. Design speaks for itself... literally.

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