I'm Moving to Mars

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Men's 100% Cotton T-Shirt

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We're moving to Mars! Yeah, yeah, we've heard. It's still an "up and coming" neighborhood. And it takes months to get there. And it can't sustain human life. Blah blah blah. But just think of what those property values are going to be like in 20 years! You know, when the Earth is a giant swamp and the robot overlords have taken over, and, like Eric Trump is president. You won't be laughing then!

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.