I Never Said That

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Allow 3-5 business days for production. Ships separately via economy shipping. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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What would Jesus do? We don't claim to know what Jesus would say if he were here today. But we suspect he might set the record straight on his words getting taken out of context. Here are just a few things Jesus never said.

• He never got specific on his return date. (So please put those billboards away.)
• He never proclaimed himself a Republican, Democrat, socialist, or member of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party.
• He never declared any of the following a sin: same-sex marriage, immigration, Obamacare, Harry Potter books, animal rights or any of Miley Cyrus' VMA outfits.
• He never took a stand on "Merry Christmas" vs. "Happy Holidays."
• He never declared his preference for a sports team, or implied that he might care about the outcome of a game. (Except that one weird verse about the 1990s Bills.)

Photo Credit: @damicojc @samlewistunes

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The Details

Product Type On Demand Unisex T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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I Never Said That

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Car
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Love this
Christian here. Love this shirt. Bugs the legalistic believers but then we get to have a cool conversation. My other Christian friends are going to order one too. Thanks!
1/15/19
MrApartment
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Great message for the Bible Belt
I love wearing this shirt around my ultra conservative southern town. Most don’t have the guts to say anything to me about it since the message is on point. Love it
7/29/18
Anungunrama
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Fast to ship, great shirt. Just what i was looking for.
4/12/18

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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