I Never Said That

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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What would Jesus do?


We don't claim to know what Jesus would say if he were here today. But we suspect he might set the record straight on his words getting taken out of context. Here are just a few things Jesus never said.

• He never got specific on his return date. (So please put those billboards away.)
• He never declared any of the following a sin: same-sex marriage, immigration, universal healthcare, Harry Potter books, or naughty wedding cakes.
• He never said America was his favorite country.
• He never took a stand on "Merry Christmas" vs. "Happy Holidays."
• He never declared his preference for a sports team, or implied that he might care about the outcome of a game. (Except that one weird verse about the 1990s Bills.)

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The Details

Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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I Never Said That

Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Car
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Love this
Christian here. Love this shirt. Bugs the legalistic believers but then we get to have a cool conversation. My other Christian friends are going to order one too. Thanks!
1/15/19
MrApartment
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Great message for the Bible Belt
I love wearing this shirt around my ultra conservative southern town. Most don’t have the guts to say anything to me about it since the message is on point. Love it
7/29/18
Anungunrama
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Feedback
Fast to ship, great shirt. Just what i was looking for.
4/12/18
Sean
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Oh so Pleased....
Very,very happy with my tee shirt order. My Friends' are asking me where i got it from because they want one also.
4/6/18
Mike
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Bought several as gifts, everyone loved them!
The shirt was especially apropos for several friends and family, go I bought 2. The order got lost, so customer service sent me replacements, no charge. When the original lost order showed up, I offered to pay for the replacements, but was told to keep them. The recipients were very happy (and amused) with their gifts and wore them immediately, and I got to make two extra people happy. Thanks!
5/19/17
Rob
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Great F*cking Shirt.
Everyone wants one. I have 10 myself.
4/9/17
kbrandb
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great surprise once people get close enough to read the text
Nice cotton shirt and true to the sized order (L)
3/14/17
Killbot
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EVERYONE WANTS ONE
I like it and have had many requests for them. The Yoga and Whiskey shirts are very sought after
12/17/16
Rosie
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Great product!
This shirt is great quality and very comfortable. I bought this as a gift for a friend and he loves it. It's the perfect balance of funny but tasteful. Fast delivery and excellent customer service.
11/5/16

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