I Never Said That

USD $28.00
Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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What would Jesus do? We don't claim to know what Jesus would say if he were here today. But we suspect he might set the record straight on his words getting taken out of context. Here are just a few things Jesus never said.

• He never got specific on his return date. (So please put those billboards away.)
• He never proclaimed himself a Republican, Democrat, socialist, or member of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party.
• He never declared any of the following a sin: same-sex marriage, immigration, Obamacare, Harry Potter books, animal rights or any of Miley Cyrus' VMA outfits.
• He never took a stand on "Merry Christmas" vs. "Happy Holidays."
• He never declared his preference for a sports team, or implied that he might care about the outcome of a game. (Except that one weird verse about the 1990s Bills.)

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Product Type Women's T-Shirt

Neckline Scoop Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest Cotton/Poly Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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I Never Said That

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Susie Q
Susie Q
Great shirt, just what I expect Jesus would say... always get comments when I wear this
I Never Said That
I received this shirt last year as a gift, and sent three to my son-in-law's mom in Dublin, Ireland because she requested them. They are a hit! The soft fabric is my favorite for a T-shirt. I rarely wear shirts with print, pictures or logos, and would love to see some plain shirts in the same wonderful fabric, although I know the humor is your main focus. And I also love my Freedom shirt with the Mustang car!
Good news
Love the shirt, wonderful weight cotton, soft. I also like being able to weigh in as a Christian on the left side of the political spectrum who is sick of people sticking the name of Jesus on all the hateful crap they spew. A little act of revolution!

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