I Never Said That

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Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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What would Jesus do? We don't claim to know what Jesus would say if he were here today. But we suspect he might set the record straight on his words getting taken out of context. Here are just a few things Jesus never said.

• He never got specific on his return date. (So please put those billboards away.)
• He never proclaimed himself a Republican, Democrat, socialist, or member of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party.
• He never declared any of the following a sin: same-sex marriage, immigration, Obamacare, Harry Potter books, animal rights or any of Miley Cyrus' VMA outfits.
• He never took a stand on "Merry Christmas" vs. "Happy Holidays."
• He never declared his preference for a sports team, or implied that he might care about the outcome of a game. (Except that one weird verse about the 1990s Bills.)

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I Never Said That

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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diane
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I Never Said That
I received this shirt last year as a gift, and sent three to my son-in-law's mom in Dublin, Ireland because she requested them. They are a hit! The soft fabric is my favorite for a T-shirt. I rarely wear shirts with print, pictures or logos, and would love to see some plain shirts in the same wonderful fabric, although I know the humor is your main focus. And I also love my Freedom shirt with the Mustang car!
1/14/18
kaybee
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Good news
Love the shirt, wonderful weight cotton, soft. I also like being able to weigh in as a Christian on the left side of the political spectrum who is sick of people sticking the name of Jesus on all the hateful crap they spew. A little act of revolution!
6/4/17
Kshannon
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Love it!
Super soft and great fit! I wore it to the March for Science in ATL and had so many people ask me where I got it. Love it!
5/7/17
MellBell
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Love it!
My favorite shirt!
2/2/17
KWR
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Love it!
Comfortable fabric, great design, suits the female curves really well.
My only concern is that I am quite big breasted so even though it fits really well everywhere else, it needs a little more give round the chest. A size up would have been too big.
2/1/17
McClue
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Recipient Loved It
This was a gift for my daughter. I know she loves it because she immediately posted a selfie on fb in her new shirt.
1/14/17

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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