I Think The Edible Just Kicked In

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Unisex Cotton/Poly T-Shirt
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Are My Pupils Dialated?


Man, these gummies we got from that macaque aren't hitting me at all. I'm gonna take another one... Uh-oh. I think the first one just kicked in. Oh, man. Yeah, it did. How are you feeling? What, why are you looking at me like that? Is it my eyes? Can you hear my heartbeat, too? That's way too fast, right?

Wait. I think I'm having a freakout. Does it feel to you like the entire rainforest is out to get us right now? Like, more than usual?

How long does this stuff last? Wait, what?! Why didn't you tell me that?! No. I mean, I've smoked it before but never ate it. I thought it was the same thing ((thing)) ((thing)). Holy crap, did my voice just echo ((echo)) ((echo))?

Oh, man. I know we were gonna go out tonight, but can we just, like, hang here? OK, phew. Does this tree feel extra-wet to you?


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Product Type Cotton/Poly Men's T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest Poly/Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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