I'm A Charmer


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What's the danger of being a charmer?

What can I say, I'm a charmer. People find me pleasing and delightful, even when I'm being neither of those things. I've just got an uncanny charisma that people can't ignore, even if they want to.

Take the cobra in this sealed wicker basket, for instance. Now, I've never handled a cobra. I've never even seen one in person. I literally know nothing about cobras. But I know that there snake charmers out there who are able to hold them under a spell. And if all it takes is a little charm, this should be easy. I'm gonna open the basket now, ready?

OK, that didn't go as planned. The snake did not find me pleasing or delightful. In fact, it bit my face. Can someone Google if cobras are venomous? Oop, never mind. I can feel the paralysis kicking in. Can someone Google "cobra antivenom?" Like, quickly?

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  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tee
  • Designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.