I'm Just Here For The Booze

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Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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What other reason is there to get on a boat? Listen, Captain, all this nautical mumbo jumbo you've been telling us is really interesting, but let me spare you the trouble. Really, I'm just here for the booze.

No offense. I'm glad to know about "tacking" and "jibing" and "basic flotation integrity." All that crap is great. But the truth is, I wouldn't know a keelboat from a cruise ship. I just wanna get out there on the Bay and chug a few cold ones while watching the sunset.

I think I probably speak for everyone in this Sailing Certification class when I say let's cut to the chase and get this party started! So whadda ya say?

Yes, I'll leave. This has been a terrible booze cruise anyway.

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I'm Just Here For The Booze

Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Where else did the expression "drunk as a sailor" come from?
Aren't travelers and sailors cautioned not to drink the water when your boat docks on all those exotic places? Fun t-shirt! Great gift for my sailor sister.
Catchy sailors shirt
Bought this as a present for my sailor sister. I am sure she'll love it. Quality material. Funny headline.

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