I'm Just Here For The Booze (Special Order)

USD $28.00
Men's Cotton/Poly Tank
USD $28.00

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NOTE: This Headline Classics t-shirt is made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged. Ships in 2-3 business days. Certain discounts and offers cannot be applied.
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What other reason is there to get on a boat? Listen, Captain, all this nautical mumbo jumbo you've been telling us is really interesting, but let me spare you the trouble. Really, I'm just here for the booze.

No offense. I'm glad to know about "tacking" and "jibing" and "basic flotation integrity." All that crap is great. But the truth is, I wouldn't know a keelboat from a cruise ship. I just wanna get out there on the Bay and chug a few cold ones while watching the sunset.

I think I probably speak for everyone in this Sailing Certification class when I say let's cut to the chase and get this party started! So whadda ya say?

Yes, I'll leave. This has been a terrible booze cruise anyway.

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Product Type On Demand Men's T-Shirt *NOTE: On Demand products are made to order and cannot be returned or exchanged.

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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