I'm Not A Robot

USD $28.00
Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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Freeze All Motor Functions So you say you're not a robot. And we're supposed to take your word for it? Why? Because you were able to click a CAPTCHA checkbox on a website? Big whoop! Have you seen "Westworld?" The robots are so human-like now, the robots don't even know they're robots.

No, to be able to tell the robots from the humans, we're going to need something highly sophisticated. That's why we made this t-shirt! If you see someone wearing it, you know they're human, not some mechanical clone out of some dystopian nightmare.

How do we know the robots won't just start wearing the t-shirts too? Easy. Because we've programmed them not to lie. And as every futuristic sci-fi movie confirms, robots always stick to our plans.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA



*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag


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