I'm Not A Robot

USD $24.00
Women's Cotton/Poly T-Shirt

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Freeze All Motor Functions So you say you're not a robot. And we're supposed to take your word for it? Why? Because you were able to click a CAPTCHA checkbox on a website? Big whoop! Have you seen "Westworld?" The robots are so human-like now, the robots don't even know they're robots.

No, to be able to tell the robots from the humans, we're going to need something highly sophisticated. That's why we made this t-shirt! If you see someone wearing it, you know they're human, not some mechanical clone out of some dystopian nightmare.

How do we know the robots won't just start wearing the t-shirts too? Easy. Because we've programmed them not to lie. And as every futuristic sci-fi movie confirms, robots always stick to our plans.

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HEADLINE has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.