Dog Paw "Air Quotes"

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Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt
USD $28.00

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In the "Paw-lence" of Our Times


Some are "people persons." Some are "cat persons." Me? I'm what they call a "dog person." I dunno, I've always just understood dogs better than people. Do I wish that I was a dog? Well, that's a weird question to ask. But now that you mention it, I guess it wouldn't be the worst thing to be a dog. You wouldn't have to worry about paying rent, and giants would rub your tummy all day.

And, sure, I've considered possible ways to turn myself into a dog. Such as experimenting with 16th Century black-magic spells, or hanging out in graveyards during full-moon nights in hopes of getting bit by a werewolf. But then again, who hasn— Squirrel!!! Sorry, what was I saying? Ah yes, I'm a dog person.

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Product Type Unisex 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Neckline Crew Neck

Fit Fitted: Not Too Baggy, Not Too Tight. For a baggy fit, order a size up.

Fabric Content 100% Cotton, Sewn in Honduras, Digitally printed in USA

Sizing

 SMLXL2X3X
Chest34-36"37-41"42-44"45-47"48-51"53-56"
Length28.5"29.5"30.5"31.5"32.5"33.5"

*Length measured from garment when it is laid flat

Designed by Us, From Scratch

Digitally Printed with State-of-the Art Technology

Made From the Softest 100% Cotton Fabric

Finished With an Interior Neck Print Instead of a Tag

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