Internet Pirate
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Internet Pirate


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Regular Price: USD $28.00

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Why do you think they call them pirates?

Ahoy, all ye copyright lubbers, we are the Pirates of the Internet! The mere mention of our name sends shivers down the spine of every man, maiden and cable conglomerate on the seven seas!

'Tis a merry band of buccaneers, we be. And we're here to seize ye treasure! Now make with ye gold, ye doubloons, and every episode of ye premium-channel TV program not yet available on DVD! And as for ye paid advertiser content? Send it to Davy Jones' Locker! 'Tis of no use for marauding pirates such as we!

What is ye have there? Avast! Is that the latest installment of ye Wolverine franchise, still in theaters? Hand it over! We heard 'tis not a good film, but 'tis worth a shot on a Sunday afternoon. After all, it is not we who be paying for it, ah ha ha ha ha!

About Our Products

  • Eco-friendly manufacturing using eco-friendly inks and compostable packaging
  • Made in USA in the great state of California
  • Exclusive Headline Shirts VintageBlend™ tee
  • Designed and hand-sewn for premium quality and fit
  • Outrageously soft cotton / poly fabric

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.