Intruders

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Intruder Alert

Look, we get it. You're a professional baseball team with a -- shall we say -- "colorful" logo that hasn't aged well. And all those PC liberal elites are calling for you to get rid of it. But your fans don't want to see it go. So here's a compromise: Keep it! But just make a few small tweaks to the team name and mascot.

Just think of the benefits. The "Intruders" will be able to make their own rules. Don't like the 3-strikes rule? Just go back on your promise to honor it when you're batting. And you'll enjoy an unprecedented home-field advantage. Basically, wherever we go, that land will become yours, just by setting foot on it. It'll be like we're playing 162 home games a year! And if another team complains, you can just move them to South Dakota.

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Headline has been making intelligently funny tees and apparel from San Francisco since 2004. Back then, George W. Bush was president, gas cost $2, and t-shirts were called “torso shorts.” (Citation needed.) Over 10 years and millions of t-shirts later, we still have the same mission: to create fun, premium apparel that leaves an impression.

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