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Just kidding, I actually am extremely drunk. In all seriousness, there's no need to wish -- or 'rish -- for me being drunk. That task has already been completed. And then some. Do I realize what time it is? Well, no, can't say I do. But given that the sun is still very bright, I would estimate... daytime? But it is St. Paddy's Day after all! Or possibly the day after. Who's to say!
Now where were we? Ah yes, I believe I was in the process of getting thrown out of this beer garden.